October 29th 2008

Elections
According to a recent study, more Republicans are afraid of losing the elections than Democrats. Apparently, most of the tickets to Canada booked after the elections are first class.

McCain and Palin cancelled their outdoor rally due to poor weather conditions yesterday in Pennsylvania. $150,000 on clothing for Palin and no one thought of a stupid raincoat or galoshes?

A website has created a porno movie based on Joe the plumber. And just like Joe the plumber, the actor in the movie is really bad at pretending he is a real plumber.

Florida Governor Crist has expanded Early Voting up to 12 hours a day. Apparently, voters in Florida this time needed more time to screw these elections.

The SUV John McCain and his wife Cindy were riding in North Carolina had a flat tire. Security started an investigation and they found nails in the pockets of Palin’s new jacket.

ABC is the only network that won’t be broadcasting the Obama’s half hour especial and instead will show "Pushing Daisies," a show where the main character has the power to bring people to life. I don’t want to say ABC is mad at Obama, but apparently, in this episode, the guy touches McCain.

Republican John McCain and running mate Sarah Palin told a Pennsylvania audience Tuesday that "it's wonderful to fool the pundits" regarding the latest polls that show them behind Obama. Unfortunately, to win the elections you don’t need to fool the pundits; you need to fool the voters.

A lot of kids are going for the Obama mask this Halloween. It is perfect for trick or treating because it only takes candies from rich people.

Several reporters who are following the McCain campaign are saying the tension continues between McCain and Palin. It was aggravated yesterday when McCain was forced to take Palin’s kids to see the High School Musical movie.