November 7th 2008

Republicans
McCain aides claim that Sarah Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent. Palin immediately denied those rumors because it is not true she doesn’t know Africa, as a matter of fact, she gets personal e-mails all the time from the Prince they have there.

Republican officials continued chanting "Drill Baby, drill” after the election. The meaning is a little different now. It means to drill and find more dirt about Sarah Palin.

Presidential dog
Barney, the White House dog, bit a Reuters reporter yesterday. Bush and the rest of the White house staff were mad at Barney; he was supposed to bite Keith Olberman.

Newspapers
Wednesday morning, every newspaper in the US, except for the "Rockdale Citizen" in Rockdale County, Georgia, had a picture of Obama on the front page. Apparently, the "Rockdale Citizen" doesn’t believe in change and carried the picture in the back of the paper.

Obama
President elect Barack Obama went to exercise Wednesday morning, just hours after being elected president. Apparently, now more than ever Obama needs to be in shape to start dodging the bullets.

Immediately after the elections, new born kids all over the world were named Obama or Barack. Unfortunately, no kids were named with his middle name.

In the news
George Bush is scheduled to pardon a turkey next week, and today Ted Stevens went gobble gobble, gobble gobble.

Three tigers escaped from a Mexican Circus, in Michoacan Mexico. Unfortunately, there were casualties involved after the incident: the three tigers were eaten by a bunch of hungry locals.

The U.S. is ranked 36th in the world for freedom of the press. And if you’re reading this, it means we probably gained some positions.