November 6th 2008

Hey good news! I'm back in Newsday! Thanks to Mr Rasak and the people at Newsday for including one of my jokes next to great comedy writers! Here's the link.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5913643nov06,0,2461609.story

Republicans
With Obama’s victory, Republicans are finally going to have the war they have wished for such a long time. Unfortunately the war is going to be within the Republican party.

Researchers found that Republicans have a better sense of humor than Democrats. So much so they even used a joke as a vice presidential candidate.

Michelle Obama
Everybody is talking about the dress Michelle Obama wore Tuesday night. Luckily for her the only one that won’t be able to comment about it is Mr Blackwell.

Everybody is talking about the dress Michelle Obama wore Tuesday night. A beautiful dress with some touch of Black panther and a little bit of red communism.

Presidential dog
President-elect Barack Obama, will make his promise good and get a rescue puppy for his two young daughters. So far they have in mind a runaway dog name Lieberman, a terrier named Bill Ayers, or a bitch pitbull name Sarah.

Newspapers
Most of the newspapers with the picture of Obama on the cover were sold out Wednesday morning. Democrats wanted a picture of Obama to remember a historic moment, Republicans wanted a picture to use as target for shooting practice.

Elections
After the elections , Barack Obama's family in Kenya slaughtered four bulls, sixteen chickens and an assortment of goats out of happiness. And Sarah Palin’s family slaughtered four bears, sixteen moose, and assortment of foxes out of anger.

Political analysts believe Sarah Palin wasn’t much of a help for McCain in the elections. Not even Neiman Marcus, Gucci or Balenciaga voted for her.