November 10th 2008

Biden
John Biden told a reporter that he gained 6 lbs. during the presidential campaign. I didn’t know feet were so rich in calories.

John Biden told a reporter that he gained 6 lbs. during the presidential campaign. Apparently, Obama and his aids kept shoving food in his mouth so he wouldn’t talk.

Weed
A Fox reporter in LA said that he could smell weed during an Obama's party in Hollywood. Well, Republicans are lucky because oxycotin doesn't smell.

Toilet
The Eighth Annual World Toilet Summit and Expo just ended last week. Phenomenal! said Larry Craig... Outstanding! said George Michael.

Palin
When Sarah Palin returned to Alaska, she heard a crowd of people chanting "2012, 2012!” The crowd consisted mostly of comedians who will miss her more than anybody else.

Obama
Barack Obama cancelled a firework display that was supposed to take place at his Grant Park victory party. Apparently, he did it when he realized they were pointing at the main stage.

Barack Obama told MTV that kids should pull their pants up. Already a big difference from the Bush administration when some congressmen would ask kids to pull their pants down.

In a radio address over the weekend, president-elect Barack Obama said he’ll ban torture. Does it mean we’re getting rid of "The View?"

Barack and Michelle Obama had their first dinner out since the election Saturday. You can already feel the change, as they were pulled over by cops only twice before they got to the restaurant.

In the News
A candlelight vigil in Laguna Beach Saturday evening drew about 1,000 gays and 2000 flames.