November 20st 2008

Al-Qaida
Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader released a video criticizing Barack Obama. What next? Are you going to tell me Karl Max wrote a letter saying he hates Obama too?

Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader released a video criticizing Barack Obama. Are they crazy? You don’t do that to a black guy that was told he can’t text anymore, that he can’t smoke, and that is going to have his mother–in-law moving in with him.

Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader released a video criticizing Barack Obama. He’s just another Obama supporter showing his discontent for the Hillary pick as a Secretary of State.

Big Three
The CEOs of the Big Three automakers are taking heat for flying on private jets to Washington, D.C. to request bailout money. Actually, they save more gas using a jet than if they drove one of the cars they make.

The CEOs of the Big Three automakers are taking heat for flying on private jets to Washington, D.C. to beg for bailout money. Actually, it would have been more embarrassing if they drove to Washington D.C. in their own Toyotas.

Celebrities
Rosie O'Donnell says that she wants to have a beer with Sarah Palin, a pretty risky move considering how dangerous Sarah Palin has been to the Whale population of Alaska.

Gene Simmons rang the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange Wednesday and the market went down 432 points. He’s a market genius because right there, on the floor, he sold tons of those KISS coffins.

Cleveland's LeBron James became the youngest player to score 11,000 times, still not even close to the number of times he scored outside the basketball court.

In the News
A 14-year-old teen in Miami lived without a heart for 118 days. “Big deal!” said Cheney...

eHarmony is launching a new dating website for homosexuals: eHomony.