November 18th 2008

Cuban
Mark Cuban was charged with insider trading for selling shares of the company Mamma.com, the Securities and Exchange Commission said Monday. I always knew that he was the kind of guy that would even sell his own Mamma to make a quick buck.

Hillary
Hillary Clinton was concerned that she might not get her position as a Secretary of State because her husband needs to be vetted. And then she was told that they are using the same people that vetted Sarah Palin.

Fattest
Federal health statistics revealed that Huntington, Virginia, is the fattest city in America. The mayor is not a bit concerned; the city has become big a tourist attraction. Everybody in America wants to travel to a place that makes them feel skinny, where even Michael Moore looks like one of the Olsen twins.

Inauguration
Washington DC is completely booked for Obama’s inauguration day, with not a single hotel available and with residents renting their own homes for a lot of money. Things are getting so crazy for a little space, even Larry Craig is charging to share a bathroom with him.

Washington DC is completely booked for Obama’s inauguration day, with not a single hotel available and with residents renting their own homes for a lot of money. Things are getting so crazy for a little space, politicians are asking their wives if they can bring their prostitutes home.

Jamie Fox
Jamie Fox said that now that Obama is the president- elect, Black people need to act responsible and cut out all the madness and silliness. Does that mean he’ll stop singing then?

Palin
Sarah Palin might get $7 million to write a book. The publisher is looking for a real ghost writer, because in her case, only a dead person can translate her gibberish into readable English.