November 14th 2008

Friday Leftovers! Please e-mail me if you have any comments, ideas, suggestions or whatever at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a great weekend....

Delay
After Joe Scarborough used a cursed word on the air, MSNBC added a 7-second delay to his show. The network already had a 7-second delay in other shows, not for foul language, just to dump any accidental positive comments about Republicans.

Palin
Sarah Palin has given interviews to Fox, NBC's "Today show”, CNN, speeches and even a press conference at the GOP governors meeting in Miami. I don’t want to say she is talking too much, but today even Joe Biden said "Wow, what a blabber!"

Bailout
A senior Democratic senator raised doubts on Thursday that an attempt to bail out U.S. automakers had enough support to clear Congress this year. Senators agree that Ford, GM and Chrysler need some help so they are sending a gigantic tow truck.

Cheney -Biden
Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife gave Joe Biden and his wife a tour of the vice president's mansion Thursday. After seeing the condition of the house, the Biden’s hired an interior designer, a landscaper, and an exorcist to get ready to move in.

Vice President Dick Cheney and his wife gave Joe Biden and his wife a tour of the vice president's mansion Thursday. After the meeting, a scared Biden spoke to Obama who told him “See? If you say one more stupid thing, I’ll send you again...."

In the news
Nebraska parents are rushing to leave kids at the hospitals before lawmakers meet in a special session to amend the ill-fated safe-haven law. After that, parents will be forced to get rid of their teens the old fashion way: pretending to be cool parents in front of their kids’ friends.

On Wednesday, the "Most Beautiful Bottom" competition took place in Paris, France. President Bush said he had chances to win, because he hears lots of people telling him "What an ass!"

According to a recent research, Human beings show individual "odourprints" that cannot be masked by diet. So, no matter how much garlic politicians eat, they still smell like BS.

An Oklahoma woman died during her initiation into the KKK. Apparently, part of the initiation was to send her wearing the KKK outfit to a BET rap award party.

According to a recent study, six in ten middle-aged people use no protection the first time they have sex with a new partner. The others don’t want to run any risk because they are doing it with Paris Hilton.