November 24th 2008

Obama
Hillary Clinton seems to be Obama’s choice for Secretary of State. Because you know what they say: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer to far away countries…

Barack Obama said he’ll create 2.5 million jobs. I didn’t know so many people worked in the Clinton’s administration…

Several schools in the US are planning to change their names and name them after Obama. They are all Madrassas.

Palin
Alaska Governor Sarah Palin conducted a TV interview while turkeys were being slaughtered in the background. She plans to do that at every press conference now because for the first time nobody paid attention to what she said and focused on the killing.

Pardon
This is a different thanksgiving at the White House. This year 2 turkeys pardoned Bush.

This year president Bush might not pardon a turkey, but instead a lame duck: himself...

Viagra
A 2 year-old kid takes Viagra four times a day to help his respiratory system. That’s a kid that will grow up with a stiff personality.

A 2 year-old kid takes Viagra four times a day to help his respiratory system. Ironically he leaves every nanny panting and asking for air.

A 2 year-old kid has been taking Viagra since he was three month old to help his respiratory system. It helped him walk right away, the fact that he had a cane to use.

McDonald
A man is suing the McDonald's Corp after he left his cell phone at one of the chain's restaurants, and nude photos of his wife that were on it ended up online. He wasn’t worried about the pictures posted on the internet, but his wife is mad because they were posted in porkychubbychasers.com

Obesity
A 530-pound man is selling a naked calendar of himself. People have found it pretty effective to lose weight, because when you stick the calendar to the fridge, you’ll never want to open that refrigerator again.

A report says that more U.S. families are struggling to put food on the table. But just because kids can’t wait and eat it all while their mom is trying to reach the table.

In the News
A 13-year-old in Florida was arrested for repeatedly breaking wind in class. My grandpa better put a cork in his ass for Thanksgiving then...

According to a recent survey, nearly one in three men say their sex life would be improved if their wife got plastic surgery... like a penis implant.

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station tinkered Sunday with a troublesome piece of equipment designed to help convert urine and sweat into drinkable water. I don't want to be the guy that found out the machine wasn't working properly.