November 26th 2008

Hey everybody, I don't think many people are going to check jokes until next week, but just in case here there are some. I will have more tomorrow...You all have a great Thanksgiving... and please send your love at pedrobartes@hotmail.com

The New York Post reported Tuesday that Ann Coulter broke her jaw and had to have it wired shut. It wasn’t a big deal because she continued, like always, talking out of her ass.

The media reported Tuesday that the Space Shuttle Astronaut's tool bag was spotted orbiting over Canada. Later, they corrected themselves. Apparently, what some Canadians spotted was a bunch of tools that left America when Obama won.

A woman in Colorado will share her Thanksgiving table with 32 people that responded to an ad she posted on Craigslist inviting strangers to come over for Thanksgiving dinner. All of them are expecting to take care of the stuffing.

On Monday, the Charmin toilet paper company officially opened 20 deluxe bathroom stalls for shoppers in Times Square. It was an emotional celebration, especially when Larry Craig cut the ribbon.

Barack Obama skipped church last Sunday to go to exercise. It is understandable; he needs to be in perfect shape, because after the presidential campaign, a confession in church could take a long, long time.

According to recent surveys, one in 10 women never has an orgasm. The other 9 never make it as a Secretary of State.