November 27th 2008

Hey everybody I'm in Newsday!!!! Thanks to Mr Rasak, and the people at Newsday for picking one of my jokes.. it's awesome... check the link here.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-oppun5942036nov26,0,1675177.story

Thanksgiving jokes....Happy thanksgiving to you all......Pedro

According to AAA, fewer people are expected to travel for the Thanksgiving holiday this year, in spite of falling gas prices and last-minute deals on airfares. Why would you travel if you already live with your parents, in-laws, and other relatives, after you were forced to share a house due to foreclosure?

President Bush pardoned two turkeys chosen through an online vote. Bush is so unlucky, he wins an election legitimately and he can’t include his name.

November and December are the best two months for the plumbing industry. November, due to the huge amount of food people eat, and December, due to the huge amount of presents people flush down the toilet.

The two turkeys that president Bush pardoned for Thanksgiving will travel via commercial plane to Disneyland, unlike the other turkeys Bush will pardon soon, the CEO’s of the big auto companies that will travel with their own jets.

A Lewiston man was stabbed downtown early Tuesday for the second time in less than a month. The police understood the reason right away after he testified, because his first words were "Gooble gooble..."

Economists believe the economy won’t bounce back until it hits bottom. It’ll happen soon then, because I already feel some of the decisions Paulson made in my own bottom.

A recent study determined that one in ten women have never had an orgasm. The other nine met me ... (thank you, I’ll be here all week...)

According to a survey, this Monday, 29% of people say they plan to shop online while at work. The other 71% are already unemployed.

President-elect Barack Obama and his wife took their daughters to work at a food bank on the day before Thanksgiving. Apparently, it’s just another bank that needed a bailout.

Jenna Bush’s husband will spend thanksgiving with the Bushes for the first time. Poor him, imagine Bush and him seating in the couch watching the games and Bush bragging about how he, himself, was able to bankrupt the most powerful economy in the world; he, himself, destroyed the GOP; he, himself...

The CEOs of the Big Three automakers said that next time they go to congress to ask for money they will travel commercial. They are not showing any thriftiness; you know how much money any airline is going to charge them when they travel back with all those bags carrying 25 billions in cash?