December 9th 2008

DC
D.C.'s Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs officials say there will be a lottery for street vendors to work around the National mall on Inauguration day. The winners will get to sell Obama memorabilia; the losers, Bush memorabilia.

D.C.'s Department of Consumer and Regulatory Affairs officials say there will be a lottery for street vendors to work around the National mall on Inauguration day. And you know already that Hillary Clinton has all the winning tickets so she can make some money to pay her debt.

So many people are going to Obama's inauguration ceremony that it is estimated every person will have just one square-foot of space to stand in the National Mall. The equivalent of a duplex, if you live in Manhattan.

Obama
Barack Obama has reportedly chosen a $900 tuxedo to wear on January 20th. "He’s already overspending," said Imus, whose wardrobe for that day is a lot cheaper: just a white sheet with a hood.

During Meet the Press, Obama admitted he smokes an occasional cigarette. And today Republicans around the country started sending baskets full with packs of Pall Mall with no filters.

Happiness
According to a new study from Harvard Medical School, you are more likely to be happy if your neighbor is happy. I’m screwed, how is my neighbor going to be happy with a neighbor like me?

Procrastination
According to a new book by a Canadian business professor, procrastination is becoming more and more of a problem in the world. The author promises a solution in his next book . . . which he'll start writing as soon as he finds some time.

Dinner
Condoleeza Rice and Hillary Clinton had a private dinner Monday night. There’s no much info of what went down, but the media speculates both of them.

Gays
Same-sex marriage supporters are encouraging gays and lesbians to take Wednesday off work. And today CNN announced that tomorrow Lou Dobbs will be filling in for Anderson Cooper.

Wednesday is "Day without a Gay," also known as a perfect day by Isaiah Washington.

Same-sex marriage supporters are encouraging gays and lesbians to take Wednesday off work. And today John Edwards almost had a heart attack because he had a salon appointment for Wednesday.

Gay and lesbians are going to take a day off Wednesday in support of same-sex marriage. But you know that 100 % of straight people are going to show up at work earlier than ever just to avoid some suspicions.

Bush
The Union League of Philadelphia unveiled a portrait of President Bush... and no, it is not the typical painting of the sad clown you’ve seen thousands of times before.

Shrinkage
Pollution is causing men to have smaller genitalia, especially in the morning when the pollution is nocturnal.

Researchers say that the chemicals used in cosmetics may lead to baby boys being born with smaller penises. And you thought Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s kid was lucky for being the son of celebrities...