December 17th 2008

According to a new study from the University of Michigan, men who are the most conservative with their money have had an average of three partners in the last five years. It means that the Bush administration has had more tail than Charlie Sheen.

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino showed up with a black eye during a press conference on Thursday. I guess next time Helen Thomas has a question, she’ll be given the chance to ask it...

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino was hit by a microphone during the shoe attack against president Bush. Apparently the microphone got tired of having to carry her stupid message for such a long time and decided to retaliate .

The Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at Bush was incarcerated. His possible punishment" Hung with shoelaces.

A new saliva test can predict if you're catching a cold. Especially if you get spat by someone with one.

Peruvian traffickers were caught hiding cocaine in birds droppings. And today Amy Winehouse was spotted at the park feeding doves with some laxatives.

According to an Ob/Gyn named Dr. Christiane Northrup, it is possible to have an orgasm while giving birth. I always suspected the woman from "17 kids and counting" was kind of a slut.

A guy in Delaware hired a hitman to castrate his former son-in-law. Luckily for him, his daughter has taken care of that already.

Call to the national domestic violence hotline were up 18% in October. So, it is true, Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown got back together.