December 16th 2008

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. Now Halliburton was given a concession to open a chain of shoe stores the same day Cheney announced Bush will go on tour in Iraq.

Some experts questioned the slow reaction of the U.S. Secret Service after the shoe incident in Iraq. "We’re are not going to be unprepared anymore," said the secret service chief; "from now onwards, every agent will be equipped with foot powder."

An Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President George W. Bush during the president's farewell trip to Iraq. The toss was so quick and powerful that the Yankees have started negotiations to get him for the next season.

The daughters of Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards were in a car accident with their nanny. "Is the nanny OK?" asked Charlie Sheen immediately after the accident.

A supermarket in New Jersey refused to make a birthday cake for a 3-year-old because his name is Adolf Hitler. Fortunately for the Kid, Mel Gibson heard about it and threw the biggest party ever for him.

A supermarket in New Jersey refused to make a birthday cake for a 3-year-old because his name is Adolf Hitler. The parents didn’t complain; the kid is great with the oven and can bake his own.

A cat in Godshill, Isle of Wight was nearly blind and got contact lenses. Now the cat can see who he ignores.

A new study finds more Spanish-speaking U.S. immigrants are becoming fluent in English. Apparently, they have more Americans to practice with while waiting to be picked up at Home Depot.

A prophet in Utah says that there will be riots in the U.S. around Christmas, which will prompt Russia to launch a nuclear attack killing and preventing Obama from becoming president. All that for a stupid doll?!

A prophet in Utah says that there will be riots in the U.S. around Christmas, which will prompt Russia to launch a nuclear attack killing and preventing Obama from becoming president. Unfortunately, his prediction loses all validity because he also prognosticated that the Oklahoma Thunders will win the NBA tittle.

Scientists say that erectile dysfunction is a 2 to 3 year indicator of a heart attack. Apparently, people can’t handle the emotion when they finally get an erection.

Dell is offering customer support agents from North America but for a higher price. The rate varies though; it costs less if the computer tech guy comes from any of the states in the south.

A loggerhead sea turtle was found nearly frozen by volunteers from the Massachusetts Audubon Sanctuary at Wellfleet Bay. The biologists slowly warmed it in water with potatoes and carrots.

Paul Anka was attacked by his wife who threw an ice cube at him. And for the first time in a long time, Paul Anka was cool again.