January 23rd 2009

Tons of jokes for today's leftover....Hey shoot me an e-mail if you wanna say hi, send a comment or anything, those are always appreciated
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You all have a great weekend....

More than 130 tons of garbage was hauled away after Barack Obama's inauguration. And still, Aretha Franklyn’s hat survived…

Sarah Palin is looking to get a book deal. Rumors are, the name of the book is "101 Moose Recipes…"

Sarah Palin is looking to get a book deal. No chances the book is going to get into the Oprah’s Book Club.

Microsoft says it is cutting 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months. Apparently, they were all shown to the WINDOW...

Microsoft says it is cutting 5,000 jobs over the next 18 months. Hasta la VISTA baby...

Japanese people are using Barack Obama's new speeches as an aid to learning English. Apparently, for the last 8 years they have been using Rosetta Stone.

During his first full day in office, Joe Biden Jr. made a verbal gaffe, shooting a public dig at the chief justice of the United States that left President Obama grim-faced. That’s the difference between Former Vice-president Cheney and Vice President Biden: Cheney shoots other people; Biden shoots himself in the foot.

Newspapers are now saying that Caroline Kennedy withdrew her name as a possible New York senator because she knew she was not going to be picked by Governor Patterson. Apparently, Patterson didn’t see her... as the best fit for that position.

Famed quartet, including cellist Yo-Yo Ma, made the decision to use taped music from two days prior, rather than play live during the inauguration because he wanted everything to sound perfect. I wonder why Chief Justice John Roberts didn’t do the same with the presidential oath...

The movie "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" collected 13 nominations for an Oscar. It's the story of a man who is born old and gets younger with the passing of time. Apparently, the writer got inspired by the life of Kenny Rogers.

According to a recent survey, 23% of women said that their favorite part of their bodies is their face. The other 77% have boob jobs.

Obama wore a bulletproof vest at the inauguration, but none during the inaugural balls. If you saw awkward movements during the dance with Michelle Obama, it was just that he’s a horrible dancer.

There’s a website called MyInauguralPhoto.com where you can make it look like you were at the inauguration. Perfect for Eliot Spitzer, ‘cause you know, he never left the hotel in DC.

Amazingly enough, even with two million people on the mall, there was no a single arrest in D.C. That means all congressmen sold their inaugural tickets and left town.

MillerCoors said Tuesday that it will premiere a one-second ad for its Miller High Life brand during the Super Bowl broadcast Feb. 1. Apparently, they are going to use that second to describe its best qualities...

A British gym is trying to add human interest to the workouts by replacing traditional dumbbell weights with human ones. If you’re a beginner, the two 5lbs dumbbells are the Olsen Twins.

Nashville voters cast ballots Thursday on a proposal that would make it the largest U.S. city to require all government business to be done in English. Apparently, they want to be sure Bush doesn’t move there now that he’s out of the White House.