February 5th 2009

Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin sold one of his paintings, a window inside a Russian log, for $1.2 million during a charity auction in St.Petersburg. The window is beautiful and if you pay close attention, you can even see Palin’s house on the other side.

Comcast has reportedly agreed to offer $10 to any subscriber who was offended by the 30 seconds of porn that showed frontal nudity in a channel in Arizona. That is, 1$ an inch.

Commercial airline crews reported more than two dozen emergency incidents due to collisions with birds in the past two years. Today, Southwest unveiled its latest technological advance in bird repellents: scarecrows on top of the engines.

All the preprinted Cardinals "championship" T-shirts are going to be sent to El Salvador and given to poor kids there. That makes Arizona one of the most generous states in America, because those kids also got tons of T-shirts from McCain at the end of 2008.

All the preprinted Cardinals "championship" T-shirts are going to be sent to El Salvador and given to poor kids there. Finally a smile on those kids’ faces who would rather wear an Official NFL T-shirt than a cheap “Vote McCain/Palin” one.

A group of kids in England tried to roast two puppies over a bonfire. Apparently, they read an advanced copy of Dick Cheney’s memoirs.

Jessica Simpson canceled a magazine cover because of criticism over her weight... and because the cover was for “Cattle and Farms.”

A 28-year-old Texas woman enlarged her breast to 38KKK. The mom of the octuplets called her today and asked if she could hang four from each boob.

President Barack Obama on Wednesday imposed $500,000 caps on senior executives pay for the most distressed financial institutions receiving federal bailout money. I think it is already affecting some of them because I saw them in line waiting at Denny’s to see if they could score a free breakfast.

President Barack Obama on Wednesday imposed $500,000 caps on senior executive pay for the most distressed financial institutions receiving federal bailout money. If CEO"S screwed the banks making $20 million bonuses, can you imagine now that they are going make only $500,000?

President Barack Obama on Wednesday imposed $500,000 caps on senior executives pay for the most distressed financial institutions receiving federal bailout money. Unfortunately for the CEO’s, their trophy wives are going to put a cap down there until they start making more money again.

According to a recent survey, three in four couples say they do the nasty more often when on vacation. The other couple is married.

According to a new study conducted at the NYU Stern School of Business, people enjoy TV more when they watch the commercials. The study was probably sponsored by several companies.

According to a new study conducted at the NYU Stern School of Business, people enjoy TV more when they watch the commercials, especially if you’re watching NBC, where people really need a break from some of the bad shows.

A national group is calling on President Barack Obama to deport his aunt, an illegal immigrant who was living in Boston. Obama says he'll agree as long as he can also deport his mother-in-law

During an interview with Chris Wallace, Nancy Pelosi made a mistake and said that 500 million Americans will continue to lose their jobs every month. She later claimed that she was joking, but with all the plastic surgeries she’s had nobody noticed she was smiling.

During a presentation about malaria education and eradication, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates released mosquitoes into the crowd at the TED technology conference in California and unlike windows users, nobody contracted a virus.