February 4th 2009

A Tucson television station broadcast of the Super Bowl on Sunday was interrupted by about 10 seconds of pornographic material that displayed male frontal nudity. You should see the fight that broke out between my wife and my mother in-law to try to get the 3D glasses.

A Tucson TV station interrupted the Super Bowl with about 10 seconds of a pornographic movie, including male frontal nudity. Ironically, the mistake was made by Comcast and not Cox Cable.

The Senate voted Tuesday to give a tax break to new car buyers. You could also do like Tom Daschle: get a limousine and avoid paying taxes all together.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East. He claimed he didn’t know, but apparently, the trip in JetBlue was so long that his two eggs cracked.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East. The man felt embarrassed; authorities noticed the pigeons but nobody commented on the small rooster.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East. He should know better: a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East. Apparently, he is being accused of terrorism for trying to get birds on the plane to strike it down like they did with U.S. Airways.

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East. What’s the big deal? The man brought his own meal onboard.

A United Airlines jet returned safely to the Denver airport Tuesday after a bird was sucked into one of its engines shortly after takeoff. Authorities ruled out an accident and labeled it bird suicide. Apparently, the bird was depressed for the loss of the Cardinals.

Surgeons removed an organ donor’s kidney through her vagina. What’s the big deal? The woman that had octuplets had 16 removed in 5 minutes.

Former Senator Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination to be secretary of Health and Human Services after a controversy caused by his failure to report the service of a limousine and a driver as income and pay taxes on it. Ironically, had he taken TAXIS instead, he would have avoided the trouble.

Former Senator Tom Daschle withdrew his nomination to be secretary of Health and Human Services after a controversy caused by his failure to report the service of a limousine and a driver as income and pay taxes on it. The last person to be brought down by a limo driver was Princess Diana.

Congressional Republican leaders are complaining about the inclusion of $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint in the stimulus package. I sort of agree with them; wouldn’t we save a lot of money if we stopped buying Chinese toys instead?

Congressional Republican leaders are complaining about the inclusion of $75 million for "smoking cessation activities” in the stimulus package. I don’t think Obama will have any problem removing that part of the package.

General Motors Corp. is offering some money and a $25,000 car voucher for workers who retire early. And to have more success the car voucher GM is offering is for a Toyota.

Christian Bale has been captured on tape launching a foul-mouthed movie-set rant against a co-worker that interrupted a scene of a new movie. Shedding some light on why Heith Ledger overdosed on anti-depressants.