February 6th 2009

Friday Leftovers. Shoot me an e-mail if you want to share your love at
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Have a nice weekend.

According to a CNN survey, almost 50% of office romances lead to marriage. The other 50% lead to job promotions.

A guy in Serbia didn’t want to get married, so he cut off his penis and flushed it down the toilet. It doesn’t make sense; he won’t need it anyways when he gets married.

A 60-year-old Canadian woman has given birth to twins. The good thing for the kids is that they can breastfeed while crawling on the floor.

A 60-year-old Canadian woman has given birth to twins. By the time she gave birth to the second one, she had already forgotten she had given birth to another one.

The president of Elliot’s Hardware Store in Dallas offered former president Bush the position of greeter at his store. Following the example, today Satan extended an offer to Cheney to be the greeter in Hell.

The president of Elliot’s Hardware Store in Dallas offered former president Bush the position of greeter at his store. It is a brilliant idea, once the customers are in, try to ask Bush for the exit? They’ll be stuck in the store for hours.

The president of Elliot’s Hardware Store in Dallas offered former president Bush the position of greeter at his store. Who better to know about tools than the biggest one?

U.S Airways flights will start charging 7$ for pillows and blankets on domestic flights. They know that we all need pillows, because we need something to bite while we’re getting screwed by the airline.

U.S Airways flight will starts charging 7$ for pillows and blankets on domestic flights. That’s cheap compared to the $100 U.S. Airways charges for goggles and swimming fins.

A British official says that people who have more than two children are damaging the environment. Today, Al Gore ranted like Christian Bale against all the NBA players.

According to a recent poll, nearly half of American women would give up something special - like sex or chocolate - for a month in order to have an "awesome" St. Valentine. But that’s the problem, if they give up sex, they will never have a great St. Valentine.

The Southern California woman who gave birth to octuplets last week gave her first interview to NBC's Today Show. The woman’s publicist said she was staying at "an undisclosed location". How undisclosed can a place be when you have 8 babies crying?

The Washington Post reported that a gaze of raccoons have invaded the 18 acres of the White House grounds. Now that Dick Cheney is gone, nobody is shooting at them from the window.

The Washington Post reported that a gaze of raccoons have invaded the 18 acres of the White House grounds. Live traps with apples and peanut butter were set to catch them, but so far they have mostly caught all sort of big rats that did not leave the White House when Bush left.

A person in Florida called 911 while he was being arrested and asked the operator for more cops claiming he was being unfairly roughed up. When the other units showed up, they immediately helped the other cops to beat this guy up.