February 20th 2009

Friday leftovers.... have a great weekend.
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Pedro

Michael Phelps will give a speech to business executives in Canada on how to achieve “High Performance” next month. Others speakers include Snoop Doggy Dog, Seth Rogan and Cheech & Chong.

As part of his job as a secretary of State, Hillary Clinton went abroad to Asia. Similar to what Bill did when she left: he went out with an Asian broad.

Black leaders are asking advertisers to boycott The New York Post for a controversial cartoon depicting cops shooting a monkey. The New York Post immediately wrote a response to the boycott idea: “Advertisers? What’s that?”

According to researchers from Trent University in Ontario, 10% of teens consider their virginity an embarrassing stigma that they need to get rid of. Fortunately for them, there are lots of adults willing to help them get rid of that stigma.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, one in three American men between the ages of 22 and 34 still live at home with their parents. The other two live with their grandparents where their parents already live.

According to a firm that tracks private company financial performance called Sageworks, dentists are having a great year in this bad economy. Apparently, stressed people tend to grind their teeth, people want to use their dental insurance before they get fired, and people lose their teeth fighting at home for the only piece of bread.

Rihanna’s album sales have gone up since she was allegedly assaulted by Chris Brown a week and a half ago. You know what they say in show biz, a big hit helps album sales.

The state of Texas may allow hunters to shoot wild pigs from helicopters. “Honey, I have an idea for where your mom and her friends can spend some vacation time...”