March 3rd 2009

According to researchers from Harvard Business School, the state with the highest number of porn subscribers is Utah. I guess when you start getting tired of wife number nine you need to resort to a different kind of stimulation.

According to researchers from Harvard Business School, the states with the highest number of porn subscribers voted Republicans. And today Democrats demanded a recount.

According to researchers from Harvard Business School, the states with the highest number of porn subscribers voted Republicans. Ironically, most of those red states are against the stimulus package.

Some of the 1,300 women that attended the "Running of the Brides" event at Filene's Basement in New York City were trampled by the crowd. It is not that bad; you know that the something blue they'll have for the wedding will be the bruises.

The publisher of Penthouse magazine says he might close the magazine down. Apparently, Penthouse was another victim of foreclosure.

Capt. Chesley Sullenberger, who safely landed US Airways Flight 1549 in New York's Hudson River, will fly again soon. Sully said he's taken all the preventive measurements to avoid a crash. Apparently, he added a scarecrow on top of one the engines and wrapped the other with chicken wire.

The gas behind the foul smell of rotten eggs could be used to create a new Viagra, scientists claimed today. And you thought it was difficult to convince your wife to Lewinsky you before . . .