March 5th 2009

A Massachusetts Wal-Mart customer shopping for a wallet found 10 human teeth inside one. Wal-Mart is smart; they know the economy is so bad that people can’t afford the entire denture.

A Massachusetts Wal-Mart customer shopping for a wallet found 10 human teeth inside one. And none inside some of the customer’s mouth.

A Massachusetts Wal-Mart customer shopping for a wallet found 10 human teeth inside one. And now we know where the Tooth Fairy shops.

A California woman dining with her husband at a Boston restaurant said she was shocked when the identifier "Older Couple" appeared on their credit card receipt. Maybe the fact they asked the waiter to chew the food for them confused the restaurant.

A California woman dining with her husband at a Boston restaurant said she was shocked when the identifier "Older Couple" appeared on their credit card receipt. This is the last time we come to this restaurant said Barbara Walters.

According to TMZ, the Octomom is trying to sell the videotape showing her giving birth to her 8 babies. Some people who saw the video were not excited and said that the entire thing looks like a clown’s car.

According to TMZ, the Octomom is trying to sell the videotape showing her giving birth to her 8 babies. Not only that, yesterday she put on E-bay the 8 umbilical cords all tied together and is selling it as a bungee jump cord.

A new poll from Rasmussen Reports reveals that 81 % of Republicans don’t view Rush Limbaugh as their leader. And today 81% of Republicans called Rush to his show to apologize.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown met with President Obama to devise a Global New Deal to provide food, supplies and prosperity to people in every country. Shouldn’t we start with this country first?

A woman called 911 three times because McDonalds ran out of chicken McNuggets. Apparently she was waiting in line right behind Michael Moore.

Star magazine is hinting that Rhianna and Chris Brown got already married. Apparently the something blue she wore for the wedding was the bruises in her face.

Star magazine is hinting that Rhianna and Chris Brown got already married because they saw a minister entering the mansion where they both were staying in Miami. Not to be pessimistic but knowing Chris Brown, the minister could have been called to give the final rites.

Jennifer Aniston spent more than $50,000 to do her hair while she was promoting a movie in Europe. $50, 000 for the hair? even John Edwards went Gee!!!

The Death with Dignity law will take effect Thursday in Washington State. I lost my job, my home was foreclosed, my wife is working the streets to get some money for food . . . What dignity are we talking about?

Rhianna and Chris Brown are back together. Not everything is bad for Rhianna; at least she is going to get sunglasses endorsement.

Researchers from the University of Exeter in the UK have found that an athlete's on-field performance can actually be improved just by having friends and family in the stands. And you thought the NBA has already enough fights, can you imagine when the mistresses and wives meet during a game?

Researchers from the University of Exeter in the UK have found that an athlete's on-field performance can actually be improved just by having friends and family in the stands. What guarantees NBA games will always be sold out.