March 6th 2009

Friday leftovers! Have a great weekend. Pedro
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The New York Times published an article about how Obama is going gray. Today, Democrats added 100 billion dollars to the stimulus package to use on "Just for Men".

The New York Times published an article about how Obama is going gray. Unlike Biden, who just bought his hair that way.

The New York Times published an article about how Obama is going gray. Today, Keith Olberman confirmed that the carpet matches the drapes.

The New York Times published an article about how Obama is going gray. Everybody seems concerned, even radical Republicans; I think I heard some of them saying they want him to die… I guess his hair…

According to a study of the University of South Florida, Sarah Palin’s hotness could be to blame for the defeat she suffered with running mate John McCain in the 2008 election. The study is faulty, because Hillary lost as well.

A South Carolina technical college student was arrested after authorities said a gun went off in his pocket during class. Teachers suspended him; they want students to keep their guns loaded for when they spend time together.

Joe the Plumber is suing three former state officials in Ohio claiming he suffered emotional distress, harassment, humiliation after they shared his personal information in a records search. Ironically, emotional distress is what the 3 people that read his book felt so he might be sued as well.

Reporters say that Obama doesn’t go anywhere without his TelePrompter. The other day, Michelle complained that he even takes it to bed and reads lines from Ron Jeremy movies.

President Obama put a swing set on the south grounds of the White House for his kids Wednesday. Today, a jealous president Bush asked if it is possible to change the constitution so could become president again.

The Beatles version of Rock Band will debut on September 9. It is a great game, apparently to advance to the second level you have to kill Yoko Ono.

Michael Jackson announced his long-awaited comeback on Thursday, and named his tour "This is it". Actually, after seeing what he looks like now, I believe the tour is called "This is IT".

Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent, has withdrawn his name from consideration as surgeon general of the United States. Apparently, when he took a look at Biden and Pelosi, he realized how much work he was going to have to do.

Sanja Gupda turned down the cabinet nomination from obama becuase he's hoping to be cast by danny boyle in his new sequal slumdog general.

Researchers from the University of Exeter in the UK have found that an athlete's on-field performance can actually be improved just by having family in the stands. It is true, when A-Rod has his cousin around, he gets a lot better.