March 27th 2007

Alberto Gonzales
Americans overwhelmingly support a congressional investigation into White House involvement in the firing of eight U.S. attorneys, because when it comes to firing lawyers we all want to know who to congratulate.

Gonzales’ aide said she is sorry she pleaded the fifth in the case surrounding the justice department. She said it was all a mistake; apparently Gonzales sent a note asking her to join him in the Fifth, but he meant the 5 de mayo celebration no the fifth amendment.

Webb
Sen. Jim Webb said Tuesday that he did not give staffer Phillip Thompson the pistol whose possession got the aide arrested Monday when he tried to enter the Russell Senate office building. Webb added that he is not insane and that he would never enter Capitol Hill unarmed.

DiWinslet
Titanic stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are set to reunite on the big screen again. They both want to show their acting range in a totally different movie: "The Hindenburg".

Freaky
A 22-year-old woman claims she has a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair on her left foot. I do not want to brag but my grandma has both nipples around her feet.

Soccer
A soccer referee was kidnapped in Argentina. The bandits requested a fortune and threatened to release the referee if soccer fans do not pay the ransom in time.

Technology
One out of three Americans do not have internet access at home, they just steal it from the neighbors though .

A U.K- based company has designed a one million-dollar laptop. The laptop has 128GB of solid state disk space, Blu-ray, and a detachable rare diamond that comes in handy when your wife catches you watching porn.