March 22nd 2007

Al Gore
During his appearance before congress, former Vice president Al Gore said that the planet has a fever. He might be right, every time Gore pontificates about global warming people feel like they have a thermometer up their butts.

Yesterday, several congressmen told Al Gore that he has given them hope again. Among those who said Gore has given them hope again: Crispy Cream’s and KFC’s CEOs.

Grand Canyon
Visitors to the Grand Canyon now have two dizzying new options: A glass-bottom observation deck allowing them to gaze into the 4,400 feet chasm beneath them. Or a fantastic view from the bottom to see who visits the observation deck Britney Style.

American Idol
Several web sources revealed that a crying little girl that was shown by the cameras in some of the performances of American Idol was planted by the producers of the show. Law experts agree she has a great future as a judge in Florida.

Last night America was surprised he survived one more week despite of the fact that everybody agrees he doesn’t deserve to be in such a top position. But enough about Alberto Gonzales.

Gonzales
Alberto Gonzales invited some Republicans who have been decidedly unhappy with how he handled the US Attorney mess to have lunch with him. In the end, everybody Gonzales’ guest agreed those spinach peanut butter sandwiches were delicious.

NBC
News Corp. and NBC Universal plan to announce as early as today that they are creating an online video site to compete with YouTube, the Los Angeles Times reported. Apparently NBC’s TV shows are going to be ignored there too.

Fertility Clinic
A couple can proceed with a lawsuit against a fertility clinic they filed after the wife gave birth to a daughter whose skin they thought was too dark to be their child, a judge has ruled. Obama’s parents might follow the example and sue their fertility clinic because their son was too white.

Britney
Britney Spears was released from the Promises rehab clinic in Malibu on Tuesday. She already received an offer to be part of the show "Where are they Now?" -a show about her kids.