March 19th 2007

White House
White House said Monday, "We hope he stays" "we are going to work hard for that to happen." Unfortunately for Alberto Gonzales Tony Snow was talking about Sanjaya, from American Idol.

Iraq
According to a poll by Opinion Research Business, only 27% of Iraqis think there is a civil war in Iraq. The other 73 percent could not hear the question because of the noise of the explosions in the background.

Al Gore
Some global warming critics believe Al Gore is no expert to talk about global warming because he got a D in science when he studied in Harvard. To be fair with the former vice president he also got an A in PE class and I think it is clear he is not an expert in exercising.

Anna Nicole
A movie about the life of Anna Nicole Smith goes into production next week. The company is in the process of casting the male roles in the movie so they expect to visit several retiring homes in Hollywood.

Larry King
Larry King had surgery this past Friday. According to the doctors they removed a plaque from the carotid arteries in his neck and also a pair of suspenders.

Britney
The "National Ledger" claims that Britney is dating Justin Timberlake again because Britney has been sneaking off to a closet at the rehab clinic to make countless phone calls to somebody named "Justin". Apparently the magazine got it all wrong and "Justin" is the name of the Pizzeria around the corner.