March 5th 2007

Airtime
According to the Tyndall Report, TV networks are giving the 2008 campaign more airtime than in any other previous presidential campaign. Various TV shows air giving candidates TV exposure: Obama and McCain were interviewed by Meet The Press, Giuliani participated in the Larry King show, and Hilary showed up in the TV show Cheaters.

Democrats
Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were on the campaign trail, speaking in Alabama churches just three streets apart. When Hillary faked a southern accent people stood up and applauded. Obama got the same reaction when he faked the black accent.

Newt Gingrich
During the CPAC convention, former Speaker of the U.S. House, Newt Gingrich said that the victims of New Orleans couldn’t get out of the way of the Hurricane because they were uneducated. We all hope there’s never a hurricane heading to the White House then.

Married with Children
According to a recent study, married couples with children now occupy fewer than one in every four households in America. So how is it possible that I always get the couple with children sitting behind me on the plane?

Anna Nicole
More than 100 people said goodbye to Anna Nicole Smith at a Bahamas church. People walked around with collection plates, not to get donations but rather DNA samples.

Ann Coulter
During a conservative convention in Washington, political pundit Ann Coulter said she was afraid she was going to be sent to rehab for using the word "Faggot" describing John Edwards. Apparently Coulter hates rehab because she knows there’s no way on earth a sober person would have sex with her.

Michael Jakson
Michael Jackson arrived in Japan on Sunday to host an exclusive party where admirers pay $3,500 to spend 30 seconds with the pop icon. Jakson was happy with his popularity in Japan; apparently he raised enough money for two and a half settlements.