March 8th 2007

Obama
Democratic Sen. Barack Obama took care of some unfinished business at Harvard University -- paying about $400 in parking fines dating back to his days as a law student. Obama said he is able to do it now because quitting smoking lets him save a lot of money.

Mega Millions
The British tabloids say Heather Mills might settle with Paul McCartney for almost $ 20 000 a day in spousal support. I think we found the second person that hit the lottery yesterday.

Myspace
Connecticut lawmakers unveiled legislation Wednesday that would require MySpace.com and other social-networking sites to verify users' ages. Apparently perverts were tired to set up meetings with their kid of their dreams and having old pervs like them showing up instead.

Naomi
Naomi Campbell will have to wear an orange safety vest while mopping floors as a part as part of her punishment for assaulting her maid with a mobile phone. The supermodel was shocked, not so much for the mopping but because orange is so out of fashion.

McDonalds
McDonald's is set to introduce its biggest-ever burger: the "Third Pounder. Food critics already gave it two strokes up

Bush
Bush is visiting several South and Central American countries to emphasize U.S. programs of health care, housing aid and job creation for the poor. It seems the president keeps the same strategy he is using in Iraq; If we don’t fight them there we will have to fight them here