March 18th 2007

Iraq
The Bush administration confessed they finally found a solution to improve the situation in Iraq just when this Tuesday the war in Iraq turns 4 years old. Bush said they are trying to convince Angelina Jolie to adopt it.

According to Opinion Research Business 1 in 4 Iraqis complained they have had a family member murdered. The other 3 did not complain because it was their mother in law.

Khalid Sheikh
Al-Qaeda mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed told a U.S. military tribunal he was responsible for the 9/11 operation, the beheading of Daniel Pearl, the assassination attempt against Pope John Paul II, and other shootings including several porn movies under the name of Ron Jeremy.

Britney
According to media reports Britney Spears is dating a rock musician while she is in a rehabilitation facility. Apparently the pop star doesn’t want the media to cover the story because she is afraid her new boyfriend will find out she is not Mobby.

Chat
Hillary Clinton is holding weekly chats on her website where people can go and ask questions to the presidential candidate. Apparently if you visit the chatroom with a fake political affiliation you might end up in the TV show called "Catch a Republican"