March 21st 2007

Gore
Former vice president Al Gore testified today before House panels about climate change and global warming. It was the first time Republicans felt identified with Gore, if there’s someone that knows about climate change inside congress that is the Republican Party specially after they lost the last elections.

American Idol
Michael Jackson is rumored to perform in a future episode of American Idol. According to some rumors MJs favorite American Idol contestant is Melinda "Doolittle."

Due to his departure from strictly Christian music, some fans of "American Idol" finalist Chris Sligh are questioning his faith. His love for pastries is unquestionable though...

White House
The White House offered to arrange questions to Rove, Miers, and other white house officials only if they are conducted without the need for an oath, transcript, subsequent testimony, or the subsequent issuance of subpoenas. It’ll be the second all-way-tie show since Jeopardy, only this time we all lose.

Students
According to a survey by Columbia University half of all college students binge drink or take drugs. The survey also determined that half of all college students are pursuing a political career.

Bally Fitness
Bally Fitness Centers lost half its share value on Wall Street Friday as the company teetered on bankruptcy. According to Bally Fitness CEO this is part of their new fitness program they strip you off your money so you cannot buy any food.

Trash
Americans generate about 472 billion pounds of trash every year. And that is only from one TV network.

Resume
According to a survey of business execs by Accountemps, you don't have to stick to the old rule of "keep your resume to one page" anymore. Unfortunately Barak Obama still doesn’t have enough material to fill two pages when it comes to experience to run for president.

Cheney
Dick Cheney is back in the hospital after feeling discomfort in one of his legs. He is really worried that even his arthritis is telling him global warming exists.

K-Fed
Kevin Federline, soon-to-be Britney Spears’ ex-husband, has launched his own search engine. So far he’s been unable to find his kids or Britney’s underwear though.