March 23rd 2007

White House
There’s new evidence that Bush doesn’t want Karl Rove and Harriet Miers to talk. Bush offered them to be guests for "The View".

Edwards
Former Senator John Edwards announced his presidential campaign will go on. Apparently Edwards was going to drop from the presidential race because of the cancerous boob, but decided to ignore Ann Coulter.

Prison Idol
According to TMZ.com, an Arizona prison is offering its own American Idol-like competition. Most of the competitors have singing experience as they have all participated in American Idol before.

According to TMZ.com, an Arizona prison is offering its own American Idol-like competition.
The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office said that Rocker Alice Cooper is expected to judge today’s finals but he is expecting news about two other new judges: Tony LaRussa and Vivica Fox.

Rats
South African police said on Thursday that they had impounded 11 old cars after receiving complaints that giant rats nesting in the vehicles were attacking pedestrians. Apparently the rats were driving around after dinner at Taco Bell.