April 1st 2007

Gonzales
NBC is said not to be satisfied with the ratings of the Donald Trump Show : The Apprentice. NBC Executives believe they know the right person to create a buzz every time he says "You are fired" so they want to hire Alberto Gonzales.

According to Alberto Gonzales, Carol Lam, one of the attorneys fired together with other seven federal prosecutors, was asked to resign for insufficiently pursuing immigration cases. Apparently Carol Lam did not have a problem to find another job, she was hired immediately as a manager of Wal-Mart.

Environmentalist believe Global Warming might be affecting the sea population faster than expected. Apparently the number of sharks have decreased considerably due to Hurricane Gonzales.

England
Prime Minister, Tony Blair, once again denied that British sailors trespassed into Iranian waters. Blair said the British "Aaaarrrrmy" would never do something like that.

Viagra
A man in England discovered that an infusion from his winter-flowering heather plant has the same effect on men as Viagra. In America we have a Heather with the same effect as Viagra: Heather Locklear

A man in England discovered that an infusion from his winter-flowering heather plant has the same effect on men as Viagra Finally an excuse for politicians to take care of the environment.

A man in England discovered that an infusion from his winter-flowering heather plant has the same effect on men as Viagra. Most of British men knew about that and that is why they drink tea all the time.