April 3rd 2007

Bush
President Bush did not throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener yesterday. Bush's spokeswoman says Bush would've loved to be there but he has a very tight schedule. Apparently the president has more important places to be booed at.

Reporters believe President Bush didn’t throw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener yesterday because he didn’t want to get booed. Apparently Bush knows that he is not liked at “home” anymore and after the Walter Reed Hospital scandal he is also disliked in all the “bases.”

Acting
“Grey’s Anatomy” continues surprising critics with the quality of the show and already makes some of its actors early contestants for next year’s Golden Globe Awards. It won’t be easy though; they will probably have to compete with the great acting skills of the captured British sailors from the Iranian TV.

Newspapers
The U.S. newspaper industry is pressing hard to show advertisers that its products are worth every dollar despite bleak financial forecasts due to the rise in Web site visitors. Ironically, I just read this headline in the Drudge Report.

Airport
During a security test at Denver International Airport nine out of 10 weapons and bombs made it to the planes. Fortunately for the screeners only 1 out of ten planes was able to take off.

Minuteman
It is getting harder for the anti illegal group Minuteman to recruit volunteers. Apparently their minute of fame is over.

Marriage
Poland is going to try to curb its divorce rate by fining couples hundred of thousands of dollars to split up. There it is: the republican presidential candidate fundraising money if they ever put that into practice here in America.

Fox
According to TV insiders, FOX Network has ordered 13 more episodes of The 1/2 Hour News Hour. Apparently they needed to find a way to fill the hours now that the Anna Nicole is buried.