April 6th 2007

Keith Richards
After Keith Richards’ comments about snorting his father’s ashes, Disney announced they won’t be using the Rock Star to promote their upcoming film, "Pirates of the Caribbean." Disney executives said it is not that Richards might hurt the sale of the movie, but rather, that they are afraid he might cut Walt Disney into ice cubes and drink him with vodka.

J-Lo
In a magazine interview Jennifer Lopez said her weight only fluctuates by about four pounds in either direction: Right cheek to left cheek.

Babies
A Japanese hospital is setting up a hatch where unwanted infants can be anonymously dropped, or as Angelina Jolie calls it: a vending machine.

A Japanese hospital is setting up a hatch where unwanted infants can be anonymously dropped. Unfortunately the hatch got clogged when Britney dropped her two babies together.