April 8th 2007

Bush
President Bush's job approval rating fell to thirty percent in the latest poll. His advisors told him to take a vacation and relax, maybe enjoy the beach and swim in Iranian waters.

Tancredo
Colorado Congressmen Tom Tancredo has thrown his hat into the presidential ring and also a bunch of Mexicans out of the country.

Colorado Congressmen Tom Tancredo has thrown his hat into the presidential ring, actually it was not just a hat , it was a sombrero.

Immigration
The White House drafted a new immigration reform which calls for a new "Z" visa that would allow illegal immigrant workers to apply for renewable three-year work permits if they pay $3,500 each time. They are called Z visas because the White House expects to raise Zillions of dollars.

The White House drafted a new immigration reform that would allow illegal immigrant workers to apply for renewable three-year work permits if they pay $3,500 each time. They are called Z visas also known as Iran War funding.