May 13th 2008

Hillary
While campaigning in West Virginia, Hillary told some people that sometimes a woman is like a tea bag. Unfortunately, in these elections, most people seem to prefer black coffee.

While campaigning in West Virginia, Hillary told some people that sometimes a woman is like a tea bag. In her case more like a white version of Mr. T.

While speaking to voters in West Virginia, Hillary Clinton had a slip and referred to the next president as "he." “Don’t worry about it,” said McCain, “it is just a normal senior moment.”

According to Hillary campaign staffers, the senator is $20 million dollars in debt. The financial crisis was confirmed when they saw Hillary purchasing pantsuits at Wal-Mart.

Bill Clinton told West Virginians that if 600,000 people show up to the polls and say they want Hillary as the next president, they’ll see that the earth will move. After those comments, Chinese people complained saying they are not Hillary supporters.

While campaigning in West Virginia, Hillary told some people that sometimes a woman is like a tea bag. Unless they wear maxipads.

CBS is working on a comedy called "Worst Week of My Life." Some people believe it’s gonna be about Hillary’s campaign.

Toilet
A New York man who was forced to sit in the bathroom for an entire cross-country flight is suing jetBlue because he said he felt humiliated. “How do you think we felt?” said all the others passengers that peed their pants because the bathroom was taken throughout the entire flight.

A New York man who was forced to sit in the bathroom for an entire cross-country flight is suing jetBlue because he said he felt humiliated. He might reconsider the lawsuit when he finds out they showed a Paris Hilton in-flight movie.

Blind Dog
A once-blind dog can now see thanks to the new plastic cornea it received in a novel surgery. The dog was grossed out when it realized the butt it had been sniffing all these years wasn’t other dogs’.

A once-blind dog can now see thanks to the new plastic cornea it’s received in a novel surgery. It was right in time, because the dog was getting tired of its eye-seeing man.

Kung Fu Master
A video of Malaysian Kung Fu Master Ho Eng Hui who practices the art of smashing coconuts with his index finger, is making the rounds on the web. What people don’t know is that during the day he is a proctologist.

Date
There's a new free service called PhoneMyPhone.com that lets you schedule a phone call to get yourself out of a bad date or a boring meeting. Expect Obama to get a phone call when the cable channels start giving the West Virginia elections results.

Internet
According to a new survey for the TV series "Generation Sex," 75% of people have used the internet to find sex. The other 25% were done before typing the first word.