May 9th 2008

Hi there, this is not like every other Friday, this is a special weekend. Jenna is getting married. So here some silly jokes about it. please feel free to send any kind of comment to:
pedrobartes@hotmail.com

Wedding
Last week the federal government started sending the stimulus package checks which Bush insists will reactivate the economy. It is not a coincidence they sent the checks last week, just in time to buy presents for Jenna’s wedding.

Jenna Bush is getting married this weekend in a simple ceremony in Crawford Texas. The president is expected to walk his daughter to the altar and give her to the broom while the secret service unveils the banner that read "Mission accomplished."

Laura Bush said during an interview that her daughter did not want a presumptuous wedding because she doesn’t like to show off. People in Texas think otherwise, especially because they saw Laura Bush buying two bags of rice to throw during the ceremony.

Three people were arrested in Texas this week for digging up a corpse and using the skull as a bong. If they cannot make bail soon, Jenna’s wedding will only have one groomsman.

Jenna Bush said during an interview that she always wanted to marry a republican, because of the moral values, the political compatibility and because they are guaranteed to be together forever because as a Republican he probably doesn’t have an exit strategy.

The Bush's family released statements today. They got tons of presents for Jenna's wedding, so they want to make clear this is not a shotgun wedding, apparently some people were sending two presents for Jenna, one for the wedding and another for mother's day.

Hillary
A superdelegate said Thursday that he’ll sell his vote for $20 million. Hillary felt insulted because she would stop running for only $15 million.

Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse left jail yesterday. Ironically, she did it at the “crack” of dawn.

Ryan Seacrest
According to some magazines, Ryan Seacrest is said to be unhappy because of the declining ratings of American Idol. He was seen smiling again though, when he heard of the Subway offer of $5 for a foot long.