May 16th 2008

Friday Leftovers. Hey shoot me an e-mail with any comments or ideas at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a nice weekend.

James McGreevey
During his divorce case, Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey told the judge that now he's too poor to pay alimony. He’s now a "hobosexual."

During his divorce case, Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey told the judge that now he's too poor to pay alimony. Apparently, the judge recommended him to move to California and marry a rich man.

During his divorce case, Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey told the judge that now he's too poor to pay alimony. Apparently, now he’s setting his threesome dates at soup kitchens.

Water
The Shuttle Endeavor will carry on its next mission a machine that turns pee into water. Apparently, NASA engineers followed the model of the Bud light machine that turns pee into beer.

Wind
A woman in England has been awarded $10,000 by a British court because her boss repeatedly broke wind in her direction. During his testimony, the boss said he thought she was all right with it because she kept on pulling his finger.

Marriage
Gay marriage is now legal in California. Finally some good news for Ryan Seacrest!

McCain
In a new TV spot, John McCain outlined the accomplishment he will have made in 2013 after elected president. The biggest one: Staying alive.

Presidential candidate John McCain stated in a TV ad that in 2013 with him as a president, there will be peace in the Middle East, the economy will be booming, and the Iraq war will be over. Unfortunately, the dream was over when a nurse woke him up from the nap.

Presidential candidate John McCain released a TV spot Thursday where he described how things will look in 2013 after four years of his presidency. Apparently, Bingo night will be on Mondays and movie nights on Tuesdays after his presidency at the retirement community in Florida.

Presidential candidate John McCain released a TV spot Thursday where he described how things will look in 2013 after four years of his presidency. Political experts were quite skeptical, not so much about the booming economy or the peace in the Middle East, but nobody believed the spot when it said that Amy Winehouse will perform at the White House in 2013.

TV
Network TV viewership has dropped 9% in the past year. The reason is simple: those who bought High-Def TV’s and watched "The View" for the first time in High-Def will never watch TV again.

Dog "The Bounty Hunter" will be back on TV soon. Some media experts speculate Fox News hired him to cover the Obama campaign.