June 27th 2008

Friday leftovers jokes. Have a nice weekend.
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Obama
A Democratic official said Obama is personally donating $2,300 to help cover his former rival's outstanding expenses. It seems Hillary is the first beneficiary of that change Obama is promising everybody.

Barack Obama received a standing ovation from a crowd of more than 200 in Washington when he said he would enlist his supporters to help pay off Clinton's debt. The ovation came mostly from Hillary loaners and Bill’s mistresses.

Economy
According to a Los Angeles Times/Bloomberg poll released Wednesday Nine percent of Americans said the country's economic condition had improved since Bush became president, they all belong to the family of the guy that married Jenna Bush.

NBC
NBC has cancelled the show "To catch a predator" . According to experts it will have a big impact in the cookie industry.

Guns
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled Thursday that a sweeping ban on handguns in the District of Columbia is unconstitutional , and to celebrate Cheney shot 21 lawyers this morning.

John McCain welcomed the Supreme Court's ruling overthrowing a ban on handguns in the District of Columbia. As Barack Obama, he ordered his future presidential limo to be replaced with a Stryker Armored Personnel Carrier.

Strike
Actors are probably going to go on strike Monday. After movies like Get Smart, and The Guru it is going to be hard to get the public’s support.

Wi-Fi
Chrysler will offer Wi-Fi Internet service in all of its vehicles which will come handy when you're looking for a mechanic to fix your car

Chrysler will offer Wi-Fi Internet service in all of its vehicles. People are gonna be more polite, they are not gonna give each other the finger on the roads, they would rather send each other angry e-mails.

Teens
A 60-year-old teacher in Florida accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old student encouraged the boy to lie about it, police said Thursday. She didn’t need to encourage, the student would never tell anybody he had sex with a 60-year old.

A recent survey found that among young teens more girls report drinking alcohol than boys. Usually to celebrate a pregnancy pact.