June 13th 2008

Breaking News!
R. Kelly has been acquitted of child pornography charges. Apparently the vitim was really pissed about it.....

Tons Of Friday leftovers! Hey, shoot me an e-mail if you have any comments or suggestions, or just to say Hi.....
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You all have a nice weekend

Friday 13th
Today is Friday the 13th. Things cannot go that bad; Bush is out of the country.

According to a report, millions of people don’t leave their houses on Friday 13th because they are afraid of bad happenings or more than $4 gas...

Incredible Hulk
The Incredible Hulk movie is hitting theaters today. In this one, Dr. Bruce Banner transforms himself into the Incredible Hulk every time he pumps gas.

The Incredible Hulk movie is hitting theaters today. In this one, Dr. Bruce Banner turns green and drives a Prius.

Visas
A New York congressman has introduced a bill that would create 1,000 new visa slots for foreign fashion models. Even Lou Dobbs agrees with that!

A New York congressman has introduced a bill that would create 1,000 new visa slots for foreign fashion models, actually, not visa slots, but visas sluts.

A New York congressman has introduced a bill that would create 1,000 new visa slots for foreign fashion models. Apparently, it is getting harder and harder to find skinny anorexic women in fat America lately.

Obama
Barack Obama is telling voters that if they vote for him, he’ll bring the troops home. Apparently, he’ll need as many soldiers as possible to protect him if he becomes the president.

Guantanamo
The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that foreign inmates at Guantanamo Bay can hire lawyers and sue the federal government. And if the detainees thought they dealt with torture before, wait until they deal with some of the American lawyers.

Scanners
The US Transportation Security Administration said Tuesday that security scanners which can see through passengers' clothing and reveal details of their body underneath are being installed in 10 US airports. Apparently, since airlines are charging $15 for an extra bag, passengers are resorting to very hidden places to bring a second bag on board.

Salmonella
Federal investigators reported 61 new cases since Monday due to a salmonella outbreak: 61 new victims an even a broken toilet in space.

Bikini
A town in Utah is lifting its ban on poolside bikini wearing. What’s next, women voting? Come on!

Conventions
Fox News, MSNBC and CNN expect to have 20 hours live broadcast of the Democratic and Republican convention. And for the other 4 hours at the conventions, Pandemonium!!!

Fox News, MSNBC and CNN expect to have 20 hours of daily live broadcast of the Democratic and Republican convention. The gay network, 24 hours of toilet cam!

Archuleta
David Archuleta has signed a record deal. They expect a hit... from his dad if David doesn’t sell well...