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Obama
The fist-bump between Obama and his wife Michelle on stage when Obama clinched the Democratic nomination on Wednesday has become an internet sensation. McCain said that he also wanted to look cool and do the fist-bump on stage with his wife but he ran out of Viagra.

According to media reports, Barack Obama's campaign might end up paying off more than $20 million in debt accrued by defeated rival Hillary Clinton. Apparently, Hillary’s been asking for some of that “change” Obama has been promising lately.

Hillary
Hillary Clinton sent a long e-mail to her supporters telling them she’d finally concede and then she went on about a great venture opportunity in Africa.

Hillary Clinton sent a long e-mail to her supporters telling them she’d finally concede, followed by another e-mail saying: “psyche!”

McCain
According to John McCain’s campaign, the GOP candidate raised $21.5 million in May, more than in previous months. There was nothing different to other months, just a couple of good days at bingo night.

According to media reports McCain will not attend President Bush's fundraising dinner for congressional candidates. Apparently, McCain hates when they share meals with the president and Bush asks him to do the plane with the fork to feed him.

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed said he would welcome becoming a "martyr" after a judge warned Thursday that he faces the death penalty. Some groups immediately rallied to avoid his execution, especially the 72 virgins that find his chest hair and dirty looks quite disgusting.

Outfits
A website has posted a report on a 58-year-old seamstress from the Deep South, the person in charge of sewing custom-made robes and hood for the KKK. She didn’t have time to talk to the media because since Obama was nominated she’s been working day and night.

Medicines
According to a new report by the European Alliance for Access to Safe Medicines 62% of the medicines people buy online are fake. Please, God, let me be in the other 38% tonight, please let me be in the other 38% tonight!

Scream
VH1 is looking for actresses who aren't afraid to scream for a new show called "Scream Queens." The auditions would sound like any Celine Dion concert.

Jobs
A study found that more Hispanics die on their jobs than other laborers, probably because your chances increase when you have 5 jobs.