July 3rd 2008

Obama
At a campaign stop in Missouri on Monday, a woman gave Barack Obama the shirt she was wearing. Wow, it took Obama months to do what Bush did in 7 years... leave people shirtless.

At a campaign stop in Missouri on Monday, a woman gave Barack Obama the shirt she was wearing. Bill Clinton immediately called Obama and asked if he could campaign with him.

Barack Obama attended one of his daughter’s soccer games this week. He’s not the only candidate to attend a soccer game; McCain did it too, but he was kicked out when he started screaming to the kids: "get off my lawn!"

Bomb
A man was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday after claiming to have a bomb in his backpack but no explosives were found, officials said. Apparently, he was just carrying a pirated copy of "The Guru"

Broccoli
A new study shows that broccoli can help fight prostate cancer. I don’t know prostate cancer, but prostate exams, for sure...

Watermelon
According to a recent study, watermelon has "natural enhancers" just like Viagra. I knew it, said Larry Craig, I always get aroused by a fruit.

According to a recent study, watermelon has "natural enhancers" just like Viagra. No wonder Ghallager’s old act continue to be so popular.

Pot
According to a recent study, almost half of all Americans have smoked pot. That’s great news for McCain; maybe that 50% of Americans can forget all the bad things Republicans did in the last 7 years.

Checks
According to a market research firm called the Adult Internet Market Research Company, since mid-May when the first stimulus checks were sent out, there's been a 20% to 30% rise in membership rates to adult websites. Apparently, people got it too literal when they heard about the stimulus package.