April 10th 2009

Friday leftovers... tough week to write jokes, too much work, but they turned out ok... I guess..Please e-mail me with any ideas, suggestions, or just to say... at pedrobartes@hotmail.com
Have a great weekend.
Pedro

According to a recent survey, 41% of workers who were laid-off in the last three months have already found a new, full-time job. That's why now they are taking less time to serve at McDonalds.

According to a new survey by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, 13% of women say they would consider having plastic surgery to give themselves a competitive edge in the workplace. Unfortunately, the survey was done among teachers.

A study found that overweight women have a hard time reaching promotions. Of course; nobody wants a fat woman on top.

A Democratic state representative from Massachusetts proposed a bill which would make it illegal to post or view pornography featuring old people. I shouldn't worry then; I don't tell my grandma she is doing porn; I just tell her she is playing canasta with her friends.

A North Texas legislator said Asian-descent voters should adopt names that are "easier for Americans to deal with". "I disagree with you ma'am", said Foo Kyu . . .

Republicans continue to criticize President Obama for bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia. You don’t bow to anybody . . . sorry, only Rush Limbaugh.

Republicans continue to criticize President Obama for bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia. "It is unfair", said White House officials; what the video doesn't show is that Obama bowed to the King, but after that beat the crap out of him with the most awesome karate moves . . .

Madonna has been seen going out to a restaurant with a man her age and then heading out together. Apparently, it is getting hard lately to convince grandpas that she wants to date their grandsons.