April 8th 2009

Former president Bush failed again. Yesterday, Hussein was back in Iraq. And probably like last time, Bush was picking up bushes in Texas…

A new spray helps men who suffer from premature ejaculation delay orgasm. Actually, it is a lack of spray, deodorant, on the woman.

Kendra Wilkinson admits that when she left the Playboy Mansion, she didn't even know how to mail a letter. Ironic, because in the Playboy Mansion she was a pro handling packages.

During Obama’s visit to Iraq, and while he was talking to the soldiers, someone yelled from the crowd of photo-snapping men and women in uniform “I Love You”. Sorry, Keith Olberman couldn’t help it…

GM and Segway are coming out with a tiny two-wheel, two-seat electric car. I hate to say it but I already miss the former CEO of GM.

A study found that eating chocolate can improve your math skills. So, how come that with so many fat people in America, nobody knows enough numbers to manage the freaking economy?

Jessica Simpson was dropped from the country division of her record label and rumors are she is returning to pop. It’s weird because lately she is been doing a lot of pop: pop tarts, popsicles… etc…

A guy in Poland bit off his friend's junk and may have even eaten it. Well, you know how those Polish people like a good Polish sausage…

According to a recent survey, nearly half of all French people think it's okay for workers to kidnap their boss and hold them hostage. And suddenly, Americans started to like the French again.

According to a recent survey, nearly half of all French people think it's okay for workers to kidnap their boss and hold them hostage… but only if Americans do it for them.

Researchers at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia have found that women have a better sense of smell than men. That’s why they are so good at smelling our bull crap…

Charlie Sheen's infant son Max is finally home. Charlie had mixed feeling about this; he’s happy his son is back, but he won’t be able to mess with the nurses again.

According to the media, Madonna might have donated $500,000 to an Italian village devastated by the latest earthquakes. In other news, Madonna was seen walking today with a new Italian kid.

"In Touch Weekly" is reporting that Octomom has secured a deal for a reality show in which she will try to find a person to have a relationship with. Apparently, the loser is forced to date her.

According to the latest report from Consumer Reports, you can save up to $130 a year by using generic brands of toilet paper, or way more, if you start using the ShamWow instead.