March 26th 2009

According to a new study published in the "Archives of Sexual Behavior", when a guy is physically attracted to a woman, he'll look into her eyes for an average of 8.2 seconds. Exactly the same amount of time he’ll take to get disinterested in her after they have sex.

According to a new study published in the "Archives of Sexual Behavior", when a guy is physically attracted to a woman, he'll look into her eyes for an average of 8.2 seconds and if he’s no attracted to her, only 4.5 seconds. Unless she’s got a big rack because in that case he won’t look at her eyes at all.

According to a new study published in the "Archives of Sexual Behavior", when a guy is physically attracted to a woman, he'll look into her eyes for an average of 8.2 seconds and if he’s no attracted to her only 4.5 seconds. Unlike women, who don’t look at our eyes at all, they just check our cars…

In Saudi Arabia, radical Clerics want to ban all women from appearing on TV. Finally something in common with America, because I know a lot of guys here that would ban all women that appear on “The View.”

While President Obama was giving a televised press conference to discuss the future of our economy, House Republican Whip Eric Cantor went to a Britney Spears concert. In his defense, he probably read that the name of Britney’s tour was “Circus” and he thought it was in honor of Congress.

According to a study by Dr. Michael Dunn, there's a wide variety of evidence suggesting that females are more superficial than men and are more influenced by wealth and status. Some women were mad and wanted to organize a protest against Doctor Dunn until they found out he is the son of a multimillionaire.

Officials at the University of Alberta Hospital in Canada discovered that medical students and residents were using knowledge they gained by watching ER or Grey’s Anatomy instead of the knowledge they gained at med school. That also explained the big number of pregnancies among medical students and residents.

There's a free video game online where you control a man's "swimmer" through a woman's most intimate of areas. Apparently, Octomom holds the record of that game.

Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio Del Toro have been lined up to star in a new movie based on 1930s comedy icons The Three Stooges. Producers went for those actors because the three congressmen they wanted asked for too much money.

According to the media, Madonna's loose morals could keep her from adopting another kid from Malawi. Fortunately for Madonna, she also has loose pockets.