March 16th 2009

New York police arrested three people following a massive stampede that erupted during a casting of America's Next Top Model. Apparently, the chaos broke out when one of the contestants popped up a bottle of ipecap and all the other models started to chase her.

Oprah Winfrey dedicated a show to Domestic Violence inspired on what happened to Rhianna and Chris Brown. There’s going to be a second part on the same topic but this time covering John Stewart vs. Jim Cramer.

It turned out that Rhianna and Chris Brown are not going to record a duet and it was all a publicist’s lie. Actually Rhianna helped Brown with some records after the fight, his criminal records.

A timber crew featured on the History Channel's reality show 'Ax Men' could be in trouble for illegally cutting some trees. Ironically the members of the timber crew are now “The Axed Men”.

According to a recent survey by Harris Interactive, one in 50 Americans say they would take credit for someone else's work. Still I dare you to find someone that would take credit for Bush’s job.

According to a recent survey by Harris Interactive, one in 50 Americans say they would take credit for someone else's work. Actually the survey was done by someone else but Harris Interactive took all the credits.

President Obama telephoned the leaders of Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, the Philippines and Argentina to talk about the state of the world economy. To give you an example of how bad the state of the economy is, Obama called collect.

President Obama is now saying the U.S. economy is "sound". Unfortunately it sounds like a Paris Hilton’s song.

President Obama met with the foreign minister of China at the White House on Thursday and among other things they discussed the US debt. I don’t think Obama will be able to play basketball this weekend, his knee was busted.

According to some researchers from Germany, being stuck in traffic increases a person's heart attack risk by more than three times, especially if you are a Democrat and you're stuck in traffic listening to Rush Limbaugh.

There’s a new website called BlueServo.net that allows users to "virtually patrol" the Texas-Mexico border via 15 live camera feeds. If you miss the crossing, don’t worry, you can see the illegals live at any Wal-Mart store.

There’s a new website called BlueServo.net that allows users to "virtually patrol" the Texas-Mexico border via 15 live camera feeds. No wonder Illegals get jobs here, look how fat and lazy we are. We try to catch illegals sitting on a couch while eating and drinking…….

Researchers believe that old age actually begins at 27. Or when Madonna doesn’t want to date you anymore.

The government on Saturday permanently banned the slaughter of cows too sick or weak to stand on their own. And you know that today Rush Limbaugh bought a cushy chair and will never stand up again.

According to a new research, having a positive attitude helps people to live longer. I just hope Bernie Madoff is really positive so he can rot in jail for years.

According to a new research, having a positive attitude helps people to live longer. So Rush has not much to live: obesity, drug addiction and the most negative attitude I know.

The economy is also affecting Latinos. The economy is so bad Univision changed the name of the show “Sabado Gigante” to “Sabado Pequeño”

The economy is so bad the today show is sending Matt Lauer to food banks and Soup Kitchens for the segment “Where in the world is Matt Lauer?"

The World Wide Web turned 20 years-old. I don’t want to say the internet is old, but most of the perverts that surf the web wouldn’t hit on it anymore.


The World Wide Web turned 20 years-old. And if you have one of the first modems, you’re still probably trying to finish downloading a picture of Pamela Anderson you started downloading 20 years ago.

A woman from Spokane, Washington, found a cat inside a used couch she bought at a thrift store and then returned it to its owner. Britney Spears was thankful because since her last concert in Tampa she had no idea where her pussy has been hanging out.