March 24th 2009

According to a physician at the Institute for Reproductive Medicine in New York City, vasectomy consultations are up 48% from this time last year due to the bad economy. What’s even worse, some guys are letting their girlfriends catch them cheating so they can even save in doctors’ fee.

According to a physician at the Institute for Reproductive Medicine in New York City, vasectomy consultations are up 48% from this time last year… Just when you thought sperm banks would be the only banks that were going to survive this crisis.

According to British tabloids, Madonna broke up with her boyfriend. Apparently, it was getting hard for him to deal with his high school homework and a steady relationship.

AIG took down the American International Group Inc. sign outside the entrance to its Water St. offices. Unfortunately they are thinking of replacing it for a sign that says Mission Accomplished.

The AIG firm took down the American International Group Inc. sign outside the entrance to its Water St. offices. People can still recognize the offices for the golden marble columns and the diamond-encrusted door bell.

Officials in Toronto are paying people $100 to pretend they're homeless for a night. We can help here; millions of Americans don’t need to pretend and they’d do it for a bottle of booze.

A Russian company created an ice-cream advert featuring Barack Obama. And now every time Keith Olberman hears an ice cream truck, he feels a tingle sensation.

A San Francisco company started running luxury busses for commuters. The busses have padded leather seats, television screens, free Wi-Fi, power plugs for laptops, and bulletproof windows for AIG executives.

The US Government is buying Chinese condoms for its US Agency for International Development program. Apparently, the lead on them can kill any kind of venereal diseases.

A video of a South West Flight Attendant rapping the flight announcements is making the rounds on the web. I don’t want to say he’s bad, but isn’t it unfair that 50 cents got shot 9 times and this flight attendant has never been shot?

The Pentagon said Friday that a U.S. Navy submarine collided with a U.S. Navy destroyer in the Persian Gulf. Apparently, both were trying to avoid a collision with a US Airways plane that was landing there.

The Pentagon said Friday that a U.S. Navy submarine collided with a U.S. Navy destroyer in the Persian Gulf. John Edwards showed up immediately to see if there was somebody injured… typical boat chaser behavior.

The "Sun" claims that Angelina Jolie has been living on a diet of lemon juice, cayenne pepper and maple syrup to prepare for her upcoming movie. And you thought Brad Pitt was lucky. Can you imagine putting up with all the kids and a hungry bitchy wife?

India's Tata Motors on Monday launched its much anticipated $2,000 car. There’s a catch 22 though: the car only does 1 mile a gallon. India's Tata Motors on Monday launched its much anticipated $2,000 car.

Unfortunately, due to the economy, the car won’t work in America because it is too small, impossible for a family of 4 to live in…

David Letterman revealed that he married the lady in his life last week. The only guest that didn’t show up: John McCain…

Matt Lauer flipped over his bike's handlebars, injuring himself after a deer jumped in front of him. At least we know now "Where in the World is Matt Lauer" . . . he is at the hospital .