March 27th 2009

Firday leftovers! Send me a line if you have any comments, ideas or suggestions pedrobartes@hotmail.com
You all have a great weekend.... Pedro
A senior US official warned Thursday that Osama Bin Laden and the core Al-Qaeda leadership are plotting new attacks against the United States and its allies. Obama promised to protect every building in America, except for AIG buildings, of course.

Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, visited Mexico to discuss the drug problems in the border. And you wonder how Hillary felt when she bumped into Bill who was still in Mexico enjoying Spring break.

A man in the British town of Hungerford says he and his wife were unaware their teenage son had painted a 60-foot phallus on their home's roof. They always suspected there was something weird especially when they spotted Elton John climbing up a ladder a couple of times.

A disabled Texas woman has sparked a controversy with her use of a seeing-eye horse. Of course people can be forgiving when she doesn’t pick up a seeing-eye dog’s poo, but horse manure?

A disabled Texas woman uses a seeing-eye horse instead of a dog. Some people have complained because by law she is entitled to walk with the little horse even inside stores. I bet you money that if she had a seeing-eye tiger nobody would dare complain.

Barack Obama received thousands of questions yesterday during an online town hall meeting. The fact that his nickname was “hottie-18” helped a lot.

President Obama received an e-mail encouraging him to legalize drugs during his online town hall meeting. Obama laughed it off but wished the author of the question good luck in the next Olympics.

Latino star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston to Miami. I don’t know if it sounds like a sequel but apparently the woman claimed she saw Elvis’ snake on a plane.

Latino star Elvis Crespo is being investigated after a woman said she saw him masturbating on an airplane en route from Houston to Miami. I blame the airlines; if they didn’t charge for the stupid blankets or the bathrooms nobody would have noticed poor Elvis.

Miley Cyrus says that she can't play "Hannah Montana" when she's 30. That sounded like a warning to her dad, who’d better start looking for a job.

Rihanna got herself a new tattoo, a gun on her ribcage. Not to be confused with the ring she’s got on her face, that is just a mark from Chris Brown’s punch.

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann wants to propose a legislation banning the replacement of the dollar with any other currency. And today Tim Geithner said not to worry; as a matter of fact, we are not only going to keep the dollar as a currency, we are even actually thinking of printing tons of them.

Congresswoman Michele Bachmann wants to propose a legislation banning the replacement of the dollar with any other currency. The economy is so bad that some people are even concerned and want to protect the firing of dead presidents.

The blind contestant of this season in American Idol continues to surprise everybody by receiving enough votes to stay one more round. Viewers of American Idol are sympathetic with him; usually deaf people are sympathetic with the blind.