April 7th 2009

CBS may replace "Guiding Light" with an updated version of "$25,000 Pyramid". The Network is waiting to see what happens on the Maddoff’s trial because who better to host the "$25,000 Pyramid" show?

Researchers at the Karolinska Institute in Stockholm, Sweden, have just determined that providing your partner with oral favors can cause tonsil cancer. So in the end, Bill loves Hillary…

Police say Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's sister-in-law is accused of breaking into the same home twice to steal money. Apparently, she was spotted breaking through a window by some Russian neighbors.

Sarah Palin said she was disappointed that Levi Johnson and his family went to the Tyra Banks show in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune. If they want to achieve all that they should do it like everybody else and run for vice-president.

Hugh Hefner nodded off during his 83rd birthday party at Palms Place in Las Vegas. Apparently, he needed some rest in between blowing so many candles.

A man hooked up with some hot woman on an airplane while his equally hot model girlfriend was asleep next to him. The story doesn’t have a happy ending because the three of them were arrested, but according to witnesses, the guy did.

According to an annual quality study of US Air carriers, last year, Airlines delivered their best performance in four years. Apparently, one of the planes took off on time.

An artist painted an 11-foot version of the Mona Lisa using burger grease. The worst part is that he only needed the grease from 1 hamburger.
Madonna was said to be devastated after a court in Malawi denied her the adoption of a little girl. Fortunately for Madonna, there was a sale on Guchi bags so now she feels much better.

A pilot, who allegedly stole a Cessna plane from a Canadian flight school and was pursued for hours across the Midwest by fighter jets, was taken into custody after he landed on a Missouri highway. The FBI was shocked: who on earth would leave Canada nowadays to come to Missouri?