April 3rd 2009

Friday leftovers! please shoot me a line if you wanna share comments, ideas, suggestions pedrobartes@hotmail.com
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According to some witnesses, President Obama played peacemaker between the Chinese and French president who were having a heated disagreement about tax havens.

Obama solved the problem by offering them his cabinet as a tax haven. Buckingham Palace spokesman said he could not remember the last time the queen went out of protocol and touched somebody like she did with Michelle Obama. Apparently, last time the Queen displayed such public affection, Prince Charles was born.

President Obama's press people accidentally posted the number of a phone-sex line on a release meant to direct reporters to a conference call about the G20 summit. They apologized later and said that actually, that was the number for the conference call about the stimulus package.

President Obama’s press people accidentally posted the number of a phone-sex line on a release meant to direct reporters to a conference call about the G20 summit. Apparently, they accidentally used one of the numbers Bill Clinton had in speed dial when he was president.

Scientists at the University of Minnesota are working on a drug to cure kleptomaniacs. Rumors are they stole the idea from the University of Michigan. Scientists at the University of Minnesota are working on a drug to cure kleptomaniacs. Yeah, good luck trying to get funded by congress…

According to a study by the University of Minnesota, a drug used to treat alcohol addiction may help kleptomaniacs curb their urge to steal. Apparently, the pill makes them sober….

A German woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time. I know, it sounds crazy she would dump such a catch, what the story doesn’t say is that he enjoys cleaning in a French maid outfit.

A German woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time. I guess now I know why my marriage is lasting that long then….

A German woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time. Unfortunately for her he mostly enjoys polishing the neighbors’ candles.

The International Monetary Fund has pledged $40 billion to Mexico. They sent it via Western Union.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been indicted on 16 felony counts, including racketeering conspiracy, wire fraud, and abuse of propecia.

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich has been indicted for corruption while in office and faces more than 300 years in prison if convicted. Now it makes sense he compares himself to Nelson Mandela, because of the time he spent in jail.

According to veterinarians at Virginia Tech University dogs can have allergies. I know for sure they probably are allergic to Michael Vick.