April 15th 2009

NBC confirmed yesterday it wants Rod Blagojevich to appear on a reality TV show called "I'm a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!" In this case the celebrity is Blagojevich’s hair that is trying to get away from his head.

Today is National Tax day, or as the members of the Obama cabinet call it… Wednesday…

Obama’s new dog, Bo, was the center of attention yesterday. Everybody in the media talked mostly about the new pooch. I don’t want to say some people are getting jealous in the Obama administration, but today I saw Biden scratching behind his ears and chasing a cat….

President Obama was asked where the new pet would sleep in the presidential mansion and he immediately replied that not in his bed. What a difference with the Clinton administration when Bill would do anything to get a bitch in bed.

Madonna is buying a $40 million New York mansion. The mansion has 20 rooms, nine fireplaces, and a large garden with a playground especially designed for her kids and boyfriends...

Officials plan to raise tens of thousands of dollars by auctioning Bernie Madoff's New York Mets tickets. And Madoff expects to raise a bunch of cigarettes with the auction of his seat in jail….

A woman in Meschovsk, Russia beat up a robber that broke into her home, then chained him to a radiator and made him her sex slave. And today I saw Eliot Spitzer putting on a ski mask and getting a ticket to Russia.

According to a new study, women prefer it when men flirt with them by using subtle cues, like whispering in her ears “…someone might get promoted if they play the cards right…”

According to a new study, one out of every five lawyers is an alcoholic. And guess what, it’s usually the one you hired to deal with your divorce…

California's Department of Transportation announced they will spend $75 million of economic stimulus money to repave three miles of rough pavement on Interstate 710 in Los Angeles. The reason it is so expensive is because they are not hiring illegals…

“Sex and the City 2” has been given a release date… plenty of time for guys to find a way to fake an injury…

Former President George W. Bush hosted a reunion dinner Monday night in Dallas with some of his top members of the Bush administration. Of course, like always, Michael Brown, former head of FEMA arrived late.

Former President George W. Bush hosted a reunion dinner Monday night in Dallas with some of his top members of the Bush administration. It got a little chilly in the room, so they used the constitution to start the fireplace.

Former President George W. Bush hosted a reunion dinner Monday night in Dallas with some of the top members of the Bush administration. Can’t the pirates take a break, please…?