June 10th 2009

Adam Lambert has officially announced that he is gay. Come on, even the blind contestant of American Idol saw that coming.

Mariah Carey has gained 15 pounds since she started recording her new album. She can’t wait to finish it, because all the stress of recording is not letting her eat.

There's a new shoe out with a built-in GPS device that helps keep track of old people with Alzheimer. Imagine your surprise when you discover that this entire time grandpa was wandering around, he was at the whore house.

Studies show that schools that pay their students to get good grades actually get results. The only problem is that with unemployment so high, most of those students are probably Harvard graduates that went back to school just to make a quick buck.

According to a recent survey, two in three couples say their love-making has become more passionate over the years. The other couple is still doing it with each other.

A Philadelphia bank was robbed by someone in their 70’s according to surveillance footage. The images are not clear but the fact that the thief used a Hovearound as a getaway vehicle confirms the theory.

A British tabloid claims that Madonna has succeeded in convincing a Malawi appeals court to let her adopt 3-year-old Mercy James. She promised his future was going to be taken care of, and by HIS she meant the judge that approved the adoption’s future.

Former President George H.W. Bush was photographed Monday with a bikini-clad woman sitting on his lap. And now she knows why everybody calls him “Poppy.”

Amy Winehouse is volunteering her time in the Caribbean Island of St. Lucia, to help sick children. Apparently, by comparison, every time those kids look at her, they immediately feel better.

A man who tore the wig off a Taiwan legislator last year was sentenced to five months in jail for depriving the MP of his freedom to look good. I guess Pelosi’s plastic surgeon should be happy this is not Taiwan.

A Florida fisherman reeled in a live missile in the Gulf of Mexico. But if you know fishermen, you probably know it must have been just a bottle rocket.

According to a new study from the University of Murcia in Spain, if you want to improve your chances of getting pregnant you should feed your man fruit and vegetables. But if your guy goes only for the bananas and cucumbers, your chances are still slim.